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Aren’t Cancerians fed up with being the mothers of the universe? Don’t Leos become weary of being told they’re just fun-loving party animals? Does a girl–or boy–ever get to flash their mean streak? Do they ever–in Darkside Zodiac, the book that exposes the hidden underside of the stars, and how they affect the dark side of everyone.
The zodiac definitely has a dark side that influences the nasty in every one under every sign:
When Scorpios shed their Ms. Manners persona out pops a sex-mad control freak.
Capricorns are really bean-counting misanthropes.
Aries are head banging psychos.
Aquarians can’t wait to be beamed back to the mothership.
Darkside Zodiac covers personalities, rising sign, ruling planet, Moon, qualities, and elements. It also details lifestyle choices (jobs, vacations, fashion, interior design, partners) all from a gripping, yet rarely discussed perspective. more info
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AS BLUNT AS IT CAN GET & ACCURATE TOO!
Rating:4 out of 5 stars
So many years ago my ex girlfriend left this book in my room and I just threw it in a box and stored it in the attic, so about a week ago I was cleaning out my attic and found this book and I finally realized why she loved it. It’s as accurate and precise as it can be. What I love about it is that it doesnt sugar coat any personality trait – whether it be a good one or a bad one. The only annoying part is that you have to search for when the moons and planets align at the time of your birth according to the exact day & year, although it can be fun to figure out – it is MAJOR confusion. But once you get passed that its fun to do and read along with your piers or partners. So I would have given it 5 stars if it wasnt so confusing in last couple pages. I swear that chart is retarded. Anywho, buy the book. Its pretty cool =O
Hysterical – loved it
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
This book is ridiculously funny.
Caveat: as the author herself warns, this is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t laugh at yourself (or your friends), this is not the book for you. If, however, you can deal with a little tongue-in-cheek cynicism and equal-opportunity send-ups of all 12 signs, this book will provide hours of teasing your friends and loved ones, while surreptitiously tearing out the pages of your own sign and hiding them where no one can find them.
Speaking as an Aries – I put up a good front. I have a carefully – very carefully – maintained facade as a sane, intelligent, enlightened human being, fit for civilized company. But once in a blue moon, while it’s not what anyone in their right mind would call “flattering,” it IS rather refreshing to see someone call me on it – someone who knows that under that thin innocuous veneer of decency lies a seething, rage-filled, carnivorous soul, bent on fire and destruction and entirely unreasonable, one which has no truck with such niceties as patience or logic, not when there’s people out there who just… won’t… do… what… I… SAY!!! *face turns red as fist slams through desk*
Ahem. Sorry about that. Where was I?
The information in the book is exaggerated and distorted (of course!) for maximum comic impact; the basis of it, though, is pretty astrologically accurate. My only complaint is with the quick-and-dirty moon sign chart in the back, which kept trying to put my moon in Taurus (it’s in Gemini) – but then, the book does say it’s only an approximation, and gives the address for a very nice website that will give you a complete chart for free. So that’s ok then.
And again, the true value of the book lies not in pointing out your own hidden darkness (because you already knew all about that!) No, it’s in what it has to say about *everyone else*. Point and laugh at your Cancer roommate when they get the sulks – again. Snicker behind your hand at the Taurean and his cake habit. Call your Gemini best friend on it when he tries to fast-talk you into a bad idea – AGAIN. Tell your Scorpio buddy – wait. Maybe that’s a bad idea. Just… quietly back away from your Scorpio buddy. And don’t make eye contact.
All kidding aside, it’s a really fun book. If you have any interest in astrology, or just want a chuckle, check it out.
Hilarious!!!
Rating:4 out of 5 stars
Definitely twist from the hundreds of zodiac books out there. I must say that a lot of the things they say about you and your sign in the book are pretty spot on. I would have given this book a 5 stars however there are parts that are absolutely confusing and requires you to go on the internet and figure out what signs and moons you are born under (it’s quite complicated) so that you can read about yourself in the book. Also the binding sucks after you read the book a couple times the binding breaks on you. This not just happened to my copy but to the one that I got my friend as well, so it’s not just me.
Laugh Out Loud, and Insightful
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
If you find astrology interesting, definitely get this book; it’s a wonderful antidote to the sunny, upbeat presentations you find elsewhere, reminding us that each sign has negative tendencies too (except Scorpios, where the all encompassing quest for power and control is its own dark side). Every fellow Piscean I have shared the book with nods knowingly at the description of our tendency to anoint a “new best friend” when the wind blows, my Aquarian friends were surprised that someone noticed that they felt like aliens from another planet, and my Cancerian friend had to chuckle at the notion of his enormous “grudge mountain”. There’s something on everyone, and it’s truer than we’d like to admit. Plus the book has lots of amusing pictures and is a highly entertaining read; this is sharp sarcasm rarely seen anywhere, never mind on this subject.
Amusing but hard to read says bossy pig-headed fusspot
The result is the sometimes hilarious, sometimes mildly amusing, but always funny “Darkside Zodiac” by Sheila Hyde.
Rating:4 out of 5 stars
As astrologers know, each sign has its positive and negative qualities. What if an astrologer with a dry sense of humor looked only at the negative qualities? (And as a double Capricorn myself, is there any other kind?
Much like any beginning astrology book, Hyde begins with a discussion of the four elements (fire, earth, air and water) and the three qualities (cardinal, fixed, and mutable). According to Hyde’s take, as a Capricorn, I’m a bossy pig-headed fusspot. My last boyfriend, a Scorpio, was a stubborn moody whiner. The boyfriend before him, a Pisces, was a fickle moody whiner.
After the brief intro section, there’s a section for each sun sign, where among other things, you can match your ascendant with you sun sign to determine your personality, check where your Mars is to determine how you mishandle aggression, check where your Venus is to determine how unfortunate you are in love, match yourself up with your partner’s sun sign to see what disasters will ensue, and even how you handle toothpaste. I laughed at how Capricorns handle toothpaste which is to tightly roll it from the bottom up, then when it’s finished to unroll it, cut it open, and scrape off the last smears. I’ve actually done this! Some of Hyde’s funniest writing is in the “Dream Jobs” section. One of the dream jobs for Aries is firefighter, “fire, danger, big sharp axes, shiny red appliances to ride on…” Another amusing thing is the pictures of the zodiac signs, clever but dark interpretations of their traditional pictures, which are found on the cover and at the beginning of each sun sign. Virgo is wearing a chastity belt, the bottom Pisces fish is a fish skeleton, the Gemini Twins are frowning, and poor Cancer the crab has been boiled in a pot. If you don’t know your moon nor rising sign, there’s a rough ephemeris chart in the back to determine moon sign, and instructions on how to approximate rising sign. But to have the exact information on these and other planets, it’s best to look at a chart (there are places on the internet where you can get them for free) or consult a dedicated ephemeris.
One big problem for this over-40 reader was that the pages all have colored backgrounds and black print, some of which were quite difficult to read unless I was directly under a light source. The deep blue background of Pisces was especially difficult to read and the dark red of Aries and hot pink of Taurus were also challenging. The challenge of reading some of these pages detracted from my enjoyment of the book.
Overall, the book is amusing and worth checking out of the library.
Accurate, Demeaning & Very Funny
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
When I picked it up in the bookstore, it was so I could hide behind it while I watched my girlfriend flirt with the pretty cashier. Jealous and steaming mad, I actually glanced at what I had, and holy ish, it was open to my sign. As I read about my clingy tendencies and jealous nature, I was forced to laugh at myself and carry it to checkout. I’m not going to lie, it stings, and that’s what makes it even better. A book bound to offend you, that you just can’t put down. It’s good fun, but it’s also quite accurate, even if you’d never admit it….out loud. I’m a Cancer, and if I could sulk out of my shell long enough to appreciate this, you can too (unless you’re a Leo. In that case run, because your royal robe has been stepped on…. *yikes*). Don’t expect to find your soulmate or life purpose behind the glossy cover, i’m warning you…it’s not there. Just be prepared to take a good look into the mirror my friend, and don’t cringe too hard at what you see.
So funny… because deep down… you know it’s true!
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
Well, the majority, anyway…
While I thoroughly enjoy Hyde’s style of cynicism, and the glossy paged, odd picture style of the book, this book is certainly not for the sensitive, or those looking for anything positive about their character, as told by the stars…
As a “slippery fish” on the cusp of a “cold hermit alien” (that’s Pisces on the cusp of Aquarius) who’s dating an all out “perverted scientist” (Aquarius), I laughed out loud when reading (and agreeing with, for the most part) both profiles, and have handed this book over to every friend that I thought could handle it, and from doing so, was given “Snarling Tiger, Dirty Rat” (Hyde’s ‘darkside’ of the Chinese Zodiac) as a gift from a friend (who happens to be a Gemini – the most “psychotic” of the Zodiac).
Great Party / Group Date Book
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
Part of what makes this book terrific is how it goes in depth not only explaining what different planets and houses mean, but also practical advice on how to look up your Natal chart. There’s also a chart in the back that helps you figure out where your moon falls should you not have someone’s natal chart.
I’ve brought this book along now on a couple double (or even group) dates, and to a recent Christmas party and it was a real blast! Individuals crack up at themselves, significant-others give knowing nods, and friends get a kick out of finding out new “dirt” on people they may have known for years! Among my friends, the results hit very close-to-home which only added to the entertainment.
For the tech-savvy crowd: Provided there’s at least one person in the group with access to the internet (netbook/smartphone), you can pull up free natal charts on the site listed in the book. This adds to the fun since you can then look up even more dirt as the book has interpretations for not only for sun and moon signs, but also a person’s rising sign, Mercury, Venus, Mars and Jupiter!
GENIUS!
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
This book provides hilarious insight into the darkest pits of the twelve sun signs. As depressing as that may sound, the book is really quite hilarious. Brilliant, in fact. It has given me many gut-bustingly funny hours through reading it to people.
The funniest part is, most people deny outright that they are anything like the book says, when they (and everyone else) knows that they are. I, for one, don’t mind saying that I am a shiftless Pisces.
Overall, this book is a genius piece of work, and you should buy it, RIGHT NOW!
Darkside Zodiac
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
This is by far one of the best books on the dark side of astrology, this give’s insight into the dark side of the zodiac, all too often other astrology books gloss only seek to list the positive traits, but there lurks dibolical traits, I’am a Cancer with a moon in Scorpio and rising Aquarius and have found the so called “traditional” Cancer traits does not alway’s apply to me. this book was very accurate. Currently I’am dating a Gemini which was the equivlent of siging a pact with satan. this let’s me deal with him without going to prison. lol by far a superior book on the darkside of astrology. everyone should be so honest and fourthcoming.
Good, Not Great
Rating:3 out of 5 stars
I bought this book strictly for a good laugh (obviously) and I wasn’t disappointed. It was definitely funny; there was something negative to appreciate about every sign.
I’m a Capricorn, and I HATE that every astrology book ever written, no matter the premise, pegs the Caps as ‘hard-working, penny-pinching, pragmatic’ types. Surely there’s more to us than our good sense?
Amazingly Accurate & Entertaining
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
This is my all time favorite astrology book dealing with the negative side of the signs. The set up with colorful pages makes it a pleasure to read. The best part is that the book brings up planetary combinations such as Sun in Gemini/Venus in Leo which takes it a step further than most “dark side” astrology books that exclusively focus on the sun sign. Great bonus sections such as “What kind of Criminal are You?”. I can also recommend the corresponding book for Chinese Signs- “Snarling Tiger, Dirty rat”.
Nailed it!!
Rating:5 out of 5 stars
SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY but beyond that, the biting remarks hit close to home, even for the skeptics who I’ve shown it to. They may deny parts of it, but you see that spark of recognition in their eye.
The book uses many metaphors leo=king aquarius=alien, etc. and oftentimes, they’re so specific that only you will get your own descriptions XD, ie aqua-mars in cap: “in space no one can hear [your prisoners] scream, which is how you like it”
Accurate, but save your money and buy better.
Rating:2 out of 5 stars
If you are familiar with Stella Hyde’s writing, you will know why I said accurate, but save your money. If you are not familiar, please know that she writes words but does not say anything. The accurate parts are the parts that can be understood. I do not know who taught this woman English, but it cannot be someone who was alive in the past 100 years.
Her other book, Snarling Tiger, Hidden Dragon was even worse! If you are a serious student of Astrology, go to an actual store and browse thru their books, then order it cheaper from Amazon (unless you can get it elsewhere, I can get a lot of books from 2 other suppliers at wholesale prices).
Fun read, some accuracy some hard to understand
Rating:4 out of 5 stars
A good friend of mine got me this book for Christmas, I love it, it’s a fun read. It’s pretty insightful, at the same time, some of the deep metaphor is really hard to understand, the author is kind of speaking in her own languge. Metaphor is fun, but the author took it a bit far without explaining in “normal” languge at times.
The moon sign look up chart in the back did not work for mine for some reason, it worked for my bro’s. I should email the arthor about that one.